What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Why do bees gossip?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?