Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
Where does breakfast live?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
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