What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What is sand's favorite movie?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?