Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?