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Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

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What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Why was the horse so happy?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

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Why should you always eat dessert before bed?