Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Where does cheese invest its money?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Why do all the planets get along?

How does a squid go into battle?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

Why are the mountains so tired?