What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

What games do ants play with elephants?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?