The museum curator needed a break.

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

Which subject has two parts?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

What do you call bears with no ears?