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Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Which is the worst season?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?