What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

A book just fell on my head.

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?