Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

What do you call an Irish spider?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?