Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

Why are books always so angry?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why are bakers so good at math?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?