Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What animal could Noah not trust?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What's the politest month?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?