What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What are baby potatoes called?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?