What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?