Why was the cat so small?

What kind of computers do horses use?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Where do burgers like to dance?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What's the coldest vegetable?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?