Why can't you trust a pig?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?