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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

How do you grill cheese?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

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Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

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What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

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