What does a cat go to sleep on?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Where do actors go to pray?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Why was the spider so smart?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

What do you call a handsome runner?