How do you make a cow float?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What do you call a pile of cats?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What did the sardine call the submarine?