What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

Why are goats so funny?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What animals make the best students?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?