Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

How do animals blend into the desert?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?