Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
She stole his heart.
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why is winter considered holy?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
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