Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What tea do footballers drink?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

Where do airplanes go shopping?