What did the storm say when its plans changed?

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

How do you get straight A's?

What's a cat's favorite color?