What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What do cats wear to work?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What do you call an old snowman?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?