Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles.
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
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