Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles.
When should you start writing a book?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
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