Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles.
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
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