Someone stole all my lamps.

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What color are all the books in the library?

Why are winter days great?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?