Why are all priests fit?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What do little monsters call their mother?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What is a table you can eat?

What bird helps you stay dry?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.