What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

What does a female lion call her mate?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?