Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles.
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What is the definition of Robin?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What animal loves Indian food?
What is a king's favorite weather?
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