What insect thinks it's a dog?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Why are the mountains so tired?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

Why is golf harder than baseball?