What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
What do cows always add to their salad?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why is money so stubborn?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
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