What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
Why was the snake coughing so much?
How long do chickens work?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do cows like to dance to?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
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