What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
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