Which animal should never work for the government?
A mole.
When do cows get tired?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
How is life like toilet paper?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
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