What part of a fish weighs the most?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

How do bears keep cool?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?