Which animal should never work for the government?
A mole.
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What does Santa call Christmastime?
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How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
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What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
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