What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What is a mom's favorite game?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?