If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?