Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

Where do hamsters come from?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?