What do chefs do in their spare time?

How long will dinner be?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

What do ducks have for lunch?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Why did the coach go to the bank?