Where can you always get cheap gas?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Why do cows wear bells?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?