How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
He prawned everything.
Why are all priests fit?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What did one plate say to the other?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
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