What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

What do you call a small mom?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?