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What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

How do birds threaten one another?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

Why was the dog overweight?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?