How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What do cows like to dance to?

Why is summer always sad?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why are maps such great therapists?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?