What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
A pound.
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What sport requires no movement at all?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why are frogs always happy?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
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