We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What do you call a baby monkey?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?