How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

Which animal is the most religious?

Why was the musician arrested?

What animal loves a baseball game?

What day is your mom always right?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

If you need help building an ark..

How do frogs get to work?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?