Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Which cats have the best manners?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Which big cat loves to drive?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Which celebrity always frowns?