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What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

Where do German dogs sleep?

What country has the most fish?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

How did the tree feel in spring?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?