What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Why was the dog overweight?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?