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Why is a computer so smart?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Which relative loves rice?

Why are ghosts always single?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?