Why do trees hate going to school?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?