What's the slowest 5k?
The Turkey Trot.
When should baseball players wear armor?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
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