What type of bat doesn't fly?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Why are trees always so positive?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?