Why do football players make great fishermen?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?