What's the slowest 5k?
The Turkey Trot.
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Which insect is the smartest?
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