What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

How do amoebas make calls?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?