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Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Why do bees buzz?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?