Why are cars magic?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?