What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?