Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What's a car's favorite TV show?