Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
A Wii!
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What color are all the books in the library?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
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