What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

What does a dog say before eating?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Which plant has the best roar?