Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What fairy loves to count?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
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