What did the sick chicken say?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

How does dinner smell?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?