Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

Where do birds go to drink?

What words make the best athletes?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What do you call a flying police officer?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What did the airline worker name her child?