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What do you call a short cow?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Where does cheese invest its money?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

How does a barber get to work?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What do you call a sad latte?

How do bunnies stay fit?