Why was the pirate late for work?

What farm animal is best at karate?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Why are fish such good architects?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

Why don't ants get sick?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

How do billboards talk?

What's the saddest part of the week?