Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What says: oom oom oom?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

Why was the dog so popular?

What's the slowest 5k?

Why are trees always so positive?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?