Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?