What does Santa call Christmastime?
The ho-ho-ho-ildays.
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What's the friendliest pen?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!