Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What do golfers drink on the green?

Where do German dogs sleep?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?