What did the robot want for Christmas?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?