Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Which state has the best streets?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?