Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What do Scottish toads play?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

How did groundhogs get their name?