Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

How long do chickens work?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?