Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

What animal knows kung fu?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

What words make the best athletes?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why do rhinos charge?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.