Where are average things manufactured?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

How does dinner smell?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Why do math teachers love March?

Which state is the cleanest?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

What bird helps you stay dry?