Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What do you call two birds in love?