How do lawyers say goodbye?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?