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What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What kind of water does an angel like?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?