Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What's a bat's favorite game?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?