Where are average things manufactured?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

How do you spot a modern spider?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?