What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What's black and white and red all over?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?