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Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?