What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why was the math book sad?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What kind of store would a dog own?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?