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What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What do horses say to greet each other?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?