What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
A muscle car.
What car can't keep a secret?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What table can you never sit at?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
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Why could no one recognize the sheep?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
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