What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
A muscle car.
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
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