Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

What did summer say to spring?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

The museum curator needed a break.

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

What do you call a baby monkey?