Why do salmon make such great detectives?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What school subject really rocks?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Where do polar bears store their money?