What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What color are all the books in the library?

Which relative loves rice?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why are maps such great therapists?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?