How is cat food sold?

Why are frogs always so happy?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

Where do actors go to pray?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What is blue and not heavy?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

How does one gelatin greet another?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?