How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What's the friendliest national park?