Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

Which computer won the talent show?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What should you wear to a tea party?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?