Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

What's a cat's favorite color?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?