What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What did the wolf say to the flea?