Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

Which cats have the best manners?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Where do mice leave their boats?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?