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Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?