Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

How does a taco bless the table?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?