What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What animal always goes to heaven?

How do you get to Tooth Island?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Why did the frog starve?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

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Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?