How did the coach get his quarterback?
He went to the bank.
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What does a panda ghost say?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
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