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Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

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What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

How do amoebas make calls?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

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