Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What sweet treat never panics?

Which former US President was always cold?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?