What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What is the coolest country?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Why are trees always so positive?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What kind of water does an angel like?