Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
It forgot to change keys.
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
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