Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
It forgot to change keys.
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
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