What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What's the world's weakest animal?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

Families are like fudge.

What type of animal does well in the cold?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?