What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What building always gets stains on it?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?