What day do hands always go to church?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?

What did one plate say to the other?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?