Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What fish loves to play in a band?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?