What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?