What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What do you call a sad latte?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?