What's the difference between cats and dogs?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

How does a squid go into battle?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What animal has the most fun?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?