Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What do you call a magical reptile?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Surprise!!!!

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?