What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What do Scottish toads play?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?