Why was the math book sad in winter?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?