What goes up when spring rain comes down?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What color are all the books in the library?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What table can you never sit at?

Where do actors go to pray?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?