What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Cock-a-doodle-don't.
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Where does water do all its banking?
What birds always travel in twos?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What vegetables do librarians like?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
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