What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Cock-a-doodle-don't.
Someone stole all my lamps.
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why are cars magic?
Which relative loves rice?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
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