What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Cock-a-doodle-don't.
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why is furniture so generous?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What do you call a small mom?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
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