What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Cock-a-doodle-don't.
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What is another name for a cow?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why are books always so angry?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
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