What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What do you call an Irish spider?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?