What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
A maybee.
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What is a table you can eat?
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