Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?