Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?