Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

How much does freedom weigh?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?